Begin!.....as a noob

Okay..I just made this blog and god do I fell Like a COMPLETE noob!!(refrase that I AM a complete noob!)I have no idea how to change this boring template !ugh..can someone give out easy to understand instructions for ONCE?!Man..I Doubt Anyone is gonna even look at what im typing right now or has typed(timeywimeywarpylawpy XD DocterWHo Reference!)soooo.....................................................................................idk what to write...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................|'__________________'|